By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 05:17 - United States - Pass Christian

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
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saIty 17

So, he usually just lasts for 1.333333333333333333333.. minutes? Damn, he beats me by .002 seconds.

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EverestMelting 23

Tell him that when he is about to climax, pinch his butt together and press down hard with his feet. Always works for me.

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sunkissedluster 20

That's like 3 minutes 48 seconds longer than my first boyfriend. What, the ****.

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dukefoiegras 7

Time to find a real man..my girl always complain that I'm a marathon man. ;)

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Astrobomb 21

same as my husband

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EvilUndead 9

He has hands, mouth and he can use sex toys. So if you can make him interested he could probably keep you entertained for MUCH longer.

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hawright 13

She had better do this before climax because afterwards the desire goes way downhill.

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TheNewGuy03 28

I find it's easier to think about other things to keep from coming too early, particularly if she has really good vag. Things like ... her ******. Or other flowery musings that won't make you cum immediately. That said, he can always use other methods to bring her to climax. Food for thought...

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mbuck87 19

Yeah I think about work and that helps. Unless you're a pornstar or work in a stripclub or something...

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yup93 7

it could have been worse. it could have made him end faster...

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buckdharma 37

No, thats not possible unless ops a hamster.

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Squygm 7

My boyfriend thinks of mustaches when i don't want him to finish yet.

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mistercrow 9

I'm not sure if I feel very bad for you or just wanna burst out laughing from that statement....either wayy there is just something wrong with that picture xD

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Catkam623 27

Well it could be her with a mustache that would turn me off

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xxmckenzierae 5

Well that's a few more minutes you didn't have before :)

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UMadBro_87 3

Hey, at least you can get him off, and to his credit, he's sexually responsive lol.

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mav72 2

I'm sorry I laughed... That being said, the keyword is ENJOY. At least it's a good 4 minutes. Tell him he'd better get very talented with his tongue.

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LennyComa 39

Poor fella, still at least he's trying to improve for you pelvic floor exercises are supposed to help with that aswell.

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DntLookBack 29

Have him get you off before actual sex.. This way you get yours and then he gets his in 4 minutes or less ;)

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