By trina - 22/03/2009 09:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML
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alex_smokin_okin 0

thats not an FML, my grandma has some pretty soft hands as well

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Ahhem 0

This is not an FML moment at all. How does this stuff get accepted?

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infidelboy 0

you deserve all the FMLs youll ever have for posting this. its NOT a FML

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wowfmlife 0

i was moderating and rejected this one

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shortysmalls 0

I thought it was a FML. I mean really you want your boyfriend to be thinking about his grandma anywhere around the time your having sex? I think not.

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Sure_Thing 0

Does anyone else see the silver lining in this? "Your hands are like my grandmother's" is so much better than so many other things... "Your boobs are like my grandmother's" "Your crooked back is like my grandmother's" "Your wrinkled, weathered face is like my grandmothers" etc etc. And at least he said "nice and smooth" not "decrepit and leathery". Right?

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lolol182 4

who strokes necks during sex? weirdo. my grandma's hands are soft too. maybe a compliment?

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dickinabox 0

He complimented you. Appreciate it. Best regards, S

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Sakeyaki 0

... Uhm, wow. I have nothing to say.

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Kellayy 0

XD dude that's funny you're being compared to his grandma

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