By trina - 22/03/2009 09:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML
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alex_smokin_okin 0

thats not an FML, my grandma has some pretty soft hands as well

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AliSama 17

can you rub my neck please? it seems you have nice smooth hands. thanks!

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Atropos_fml 0

I'm going to assume the poster did this after sex, not during sex. But I could be wrong. And sometimes, grandmas do have really smooth hands.

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Sviiiden 0

That's nothing. A friend of mine had sex with an Australian guy, when they were cuddling afterwards he says to her "you have the touch of my mother".

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freakoutturnon 0

does his grandma stroke his neck too when THEY'RE having sex??

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ecrw 0

To everyone saying "why were you stroking his back!", get over yourselves and stop letting pornography control your view of intimacy.

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rgje 0

lol. an ex was laying by me and i was rubbigbn his back and he says wow that feels so relaxing....my gramma used to do this too d'oh

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genius_man16 0

awkward timing? Very much so FML? Not in the slightest

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meetmeinhell 0

totally is a FML, would you want ur man/woman to be thinking of their grandma when they were pleasing you, uhhhh no, old people sex is gross

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ejtm 0

I'll second what #28 said ... some people really need to develop their own ideas.

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