Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them...

By JessP - 26/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents house instead. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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My package

By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 15:00

Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML

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Good one, asshole

By Anonymous - 24/05/2013 21:43 - Iceland - Akureyri

Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "Sexual health products." Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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Prank war W

By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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Code of silence

By nean83 - 12/01/2013 05:11 - United States - Inglewood

Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

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Broken vibrator

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 20:00

Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML

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mrcarmine 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:04

when did you place this order that you were worried that the bill would be sent after you moved out?

Amkii 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:59

Anyway, did your parents enjoy the gifts? ;)

Comments

MCart_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 4:30

They all have to start with "Today," even if the OP didn't put it in it may have been reformatted before they posted it. Either way, total fail OP.. did you check the box that said "Ship to different address" or just fill in the info?

kk_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 4:35

why would you rather have the bill sent to your parents than take the risk of the bill coming to your dorm after you move out? that doesnt make sense

jimmyboo 0

Friday 27 February 2009 5:22

#20 Well. Maybe you should shut the **** up and take the lols. If God gives you lemons, find a new God.

jimmyboo 0

Friday 27 February 2009 5:28

#20 Also, if you're really judging the OP for masturbating, you're a hypocrite. You probably get some battery powered friction between your own legs. I had a religious girlfriend...she was a freak!

tli415 0

Friday 27 February 2009 5:28

I don't get it. Do your parents open your letters/packages or something? If so, that's a serious violation of privacy. Consider getting new parents. =p

haygurlhay 0

Friday 27 February 2009 6:03

#23, it was in the parents' names.

misanthrope_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:29

bite his dick off

Lick_yer_face 0

Friday 27 February 2009 14:41

This is my worst nightmare. :-P Luckily this fear means that I check the shipping address 1000 times before ordering stuff like that... Hope your parents have a sense if humour...

holynemesis1208 3

Friday 27 February 2009 17:51

did they open the box or leave it for when you got home?

alwex 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 4:01

you guys are all retarded. have any of you ever purchased anything online? #28 is the only one who actually got this right. Your billing address has to match the address for your CREDIT CARD.