Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them...

By JessP - 26/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents house instead. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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My package

By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 15:00

Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML

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Good one, asshole

By Anonymous - 24/05/2013 21:43 - Iceland - Akureyri

Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "Sexual health products." Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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Prank war W

By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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Code of silence

By nean83 - 12/01/2013 05:11 - United States - Inglewood

Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

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Broken vibrator

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 20:00

Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML

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mrcarmine 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:04

when did you place this order that you were worried that the bill would be sent after you moved out?

Amkii 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:59

Anyway, did your parents enjoy the gifts? ;)

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Ezzik 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:54

lol dumass

Sammara 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 7:07

Billing address: The address your credit card is registered at, NOT where they send a bill. You already paid for it online. You will get a receipt later, but not a bill.

Mikeymikey 4

Tuesday 10 March 2009 10:48

lol, yr parents will have lots of fun.. well for sure u wnt be using any of it after...

fuzzishmunkiebut 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 19:23

ok, for the record, this is my FML. In the past I have received bills from ordering online a month after the product arrived at my house. Also, the toys were suppose to arrive in 2 weeks after I purchased them and I was moving out 3 weeks following the purchase. Does that clear everything up?

spitfire921 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:23

thats not smart at all friend. major fail

shadowprometheus 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 8:42

Happy mother's day?

nuKIYBan 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 18:27

Didn't you see it coming?

christopherlove 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:07

No, 38, that clears nothing up. Are you talking about your credit card bill? What's this wacky website that sends you sex toys before you even pay for them?

wrestler17 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:39

Number twenty one yes... Love powerthirst!!! Hahaha yeah and twenty shut the **** up, you probably ********** too and if you do t fine believe what you want I highly doubt anything with sex is an actual sin and that's just the church speaking and not god... Don't talk down to people because of your religion you are no greater than that person, watch you go to hell for being totally weak and a condesending douchebag