By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

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Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
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CheeseTron 15

All aboard the USS Intercourse.

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Welshite 39

I guess it's better than a Vulcan. They don't say anything but glare at you and reprimand you for your show of emotions during sex.

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deigo10 17

I believe your bf may have a secret crush on Benedict Cumberbatch. But of course....who doesn't?!

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incoherentrmblr 21

Wish I would've thought of that.

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IntoPieces1819 7

Since I'm a huge Benedict fan and my fam big into syfy, this would totally turn me on! ;)

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sabrinaacrow 26

I actually watched that film with my boyfriend yesterday! Totally irrelevant but I felt like I needed to share that

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pdp_fml 21

Your bf is a true nerdy fan. Just let it go for awhile. I am sure that he will grow tired of saying that.

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grunt_fml 17

I would feel more embarassed that my boyfriend took that quote from that abominable remake, apparently without even knowing the original movies so many scenes were stolen from one to one.

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Uri69 10

My name is KHAN and I'm not a TERRORIST.

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