Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together....

By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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Same thing different taste

By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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In the mood

By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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Star Bores

By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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SEXY!

By Anonymous - 20/03/2014 02:43 - United States - Canyon

Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML

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By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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CheeseTron 15

Saturday 26 October 2013 1:28

All aboard the USS Intercourse.

Welshite 39

Saturday 26 October 2013 1:30

I guess it's better than a Vulcan. They don't say anything but glare at you and reprimand you for your show of emotions during sex.

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brown_sugga 5

Saturday 26 October 2013 4:03

No Khan-do.

daveyyyyh 18

Saturday 26 October 2013 4:17

That's someone i would get along great with

vikky538 28

Saturday 26 October 2013 4:23

disgusting

awilliams44 9

Saturday 26 October 2013 4:26

U just ruined sex for me.. Haha

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 26 October 2013 5:17

That ruined sex for you? I guess it doesn't take much...

commandercolbert 6

Saturday 26 October 2013 4:29

smh

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 26 October 2013 5:03

I don't think anything could be worse than that...

patterq 4

Saturday 26 October 2013 5:08

Sounds like the ****** man to me

AKAR2521 4

Saturday 26 October 2013 5:10

gross.

Thejackel79 9

Saturday 26 October 2013 5:41

Well when Q says it, then it must be true.

TheCerealKiller 24

Saturday 26 October 2013 7:07

I fail to see the problem here, captain.

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