By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

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Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
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CheeseTron 15

All aboard the USS Intercourse.

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Welshite 39

I guess it's better than a Vulcan. They don't say anything but glare at you and reprimand you for your show of emotions during sex.

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Ryodin 11

You realize that means he's thinking of Cumberbatch when he's inside you. I hope you like that thought.

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dinogaystar 3

you should have realised that Benedict Cumberbatch causes straight men to become gay, and gay girls to become straight.

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that60steen 5

He doesn't understand that line's history.

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fabricatedego 5

wow I'm sorry, but that's hilarious. hopefully it will subside.

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Mossears133 15

Could be worse. At least he took a line from a romantic (albeit tragic) scene!

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hobodude34 5

Ahahahaha. He obviously doesn't know the history behind that line though.

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shujaswati 20

well least he don't scream "brittany"!!!!!!!

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dancer571998 1

that's amazing!!!!

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