By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

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Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
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CheeseTron 15

All aboard the USS Intercourse.

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Welshite 39

I guess it's better than a Vulcan. They don't say anything but glare at you and reprimand you for your show of emotions during sex.

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dawood_k 27

WTF!!! That is absolutely brilliant!!! Your boyfriend sound awesome! Guess what I'm screaming tonight!

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martin8337 35

That is too messed up.

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heliophobia 13

No one can resist Benedict Cumberbatch.

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Enslaved 36

Show him your-- Wrath and yell KURRRRT!!!!! give me warp drive, Scottie! I need it now!" WTF! When the hell did this turn into a threesome?!

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SJParker 13

32: an all-male threesome nonetheless

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Don't give him the opportunity until he agrees to cut it out.

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jrock9093 18

I'll never get nerds but I do understand a seance of humor! Lol he's funny

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

A seance of humor? Is there a lot of dead humor? ;)

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obviousboy 8

If you really want him to stop, just remind him he's yelling a guy's name as he cums lol.

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8born8 18

At least he isn't acting like a klingon... a broken clavicle is a good omen to them.

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