Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started...

By kklaucen14 - 06/08/2012 01:15 - United States - Connersville

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

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By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

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By ActuallyDoneFor - 10/11/2018 10:30 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, my boyfriend and I had a friend over. This friend was talking about how 2 girls were trying to get with him. My boyfriend says, "I wouldn't ever fuck the blonde one, but I would do the other one in a heartbeat." Then, realizing what he said, he hesitantly added "…if I was single." FML

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By brunetteshavemorefun - 22/12/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom - Burnley

Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:59 - India - New Delhi

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

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NoahStaz 3

Monday 6 August 2012 9:15

That's when you tell him that his brother or father is bigger.

AwkwardHaole808 16

Monday 6 August 2012 9:14

Dump his ass and find someone better.

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The_F3rris 11

Monday 6 August 2012 15:50

Donkey punch him before you let him hit the road.

Anita1023632 3

Monday 6 August 2012 16:15

Maybe I gotta give better ********...

cubanebgy 2

Monday 6 August 2012 16:39

They say people that are drunk tell the truth about things they wouldn't normally say when they are sober sorry OP :/

annasher961 11

Monday 6 August 2012 16:46

Truth comes out when your drunk

jem970 19

Monday 6 August 2012 17:15

In my experience OP when your guy gets drunk around you and starts spouting crap like that, it is normally true. But you should sit down with him and make him tell the truth. Alcohol is an inhibitor, but before you kill/dump him, make sure he is cheating first.

JonahCullen 3

Monday 6 August 2012 17:41

Well, he was drunk...

perdix 29

Monday 6 August 2012 18:47

Buy a blonde wig and work at mastering your gag reflex ;)

Briiyahh 7

Monday 6 August 2012 19:07

B R E A K U P

Yeliab333 20

Monday 6 August 2012 21:35

Wow that's terrible

I_am_original 1

Monday 6 August 2012 21:49

Probably want to make sure he is cheating first. My gf considers herself a brunette because of natrual hair color but the way she has her hair dyed/highlighted it comes out as a mostly blonde with light brown (dirty blonde) so I keep telling her I consider her more blonde than brunette.