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By kklaucen14 - 06/08/2012 01:15 - United States - Connersville

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
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NoahStaz 3

That's when you tell him that his brother or father is bigger.

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AwkwardHaole808 16

Dump his ass and find someone better.

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daps29 11

Is he blonde too? Cuz he just might think blonde and brunette sound the same at that drunk moment

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omgawshglee 4

Sometimes when you're drunk, you say random shit, or say things wrong, but it might be true.

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feyers2012 0

Are u a Hott brunette

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ikilledaman 9

For some reason, when I first read this FML, I thought Op was goung to say "I'm not hot" instead of "I'm not brunette"

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stridercab 12

Well...maybe you should get to work on them ******* skills, missy.

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MarkToast 19

He might have been too drunk to say it right. Everybody has those words that they get mixed up. Maybe he mixes up blonde and brunette

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