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By kklaucen14 - 06/08/2012 01:15 - United States - Connersville

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
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NoahStaz 3

That's when you tell him that his brother or father is bigger.

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AwkwardHaole808 16

Dump his ass and find someone better.

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worldclassrager 39

either he is cheating or since he was drunk he said the wrong word...either or you might need to get a few bananas...

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hateevryone 14

So he just really told on himself. He's cheating.

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_TheAtheist_ 10

To the people defending the boyfriend: Obviously the OP thinks that her boyfriend is cheating, or she wouldn't have worded it the way she did. And seeing as she knows the situation better than any of us, we should believe her. FYL

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dfens 8

YDI, because if you don't do it, someone else will. Act like a lady in public, and a ***** in the bedroom, or this happens.

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