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By Cereal_mistress - 07/10/2013 18:54 - United States - Sonoma

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

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You deserved it 96 098

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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You deserved it 540

By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 151

By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 037

You deserved it 8 981

By Twiddle - 07/12/2009 07:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

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You deserved it 2 914

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 07:24 - Canada - Milton

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 459

You deserved it 8 001

By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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You deserved it 9 040

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 15:13 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 130

You deserved it 6 466

By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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You deserved it 2 390

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:06 - United States

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

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You deserved it 8 360

By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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You deserved it 7 549

Nightwing98 22

Monday 7 October 2013 22:54

Calling him your boyfriend and then saying he has a wife implies you know and are fine with him cheating. No sympathy for you.

Welshite 39

Monday 7 October 2013 22:53

Cheater; I can't see how you deserve sympathy. His wife needs to know.

Comments

BrookRae 19

Tuesday 8 October 2013 0:25

Where in this FML does it say she knew he was married before? Maybe OP just now found out.

Grand_Cookie 21

Tuesday 8 October 2013 0:27

I'm not gonna look through all the comments, but I wanted to say you're both terrible people and deserve every bad thing that will ever happen to you. I hope that kid turns out well, but I doubt it.

fboy1588 14

Tuesday 8 October 2013 0:33

It's an expression n all but it kinda sucks to read ppl saying "**** baby's life" js

perdix 29

Tuesday 8 October 2013 0:36

Chin up, OP! Just think, in two months, your boyfriend will probably want to take your baby to dinner on its birthday.

flashback_fml 14

Tuesday 8 October 2013 0:38

Trash on fml lol

weveallbeenthere 30

Tuesday 8 October 2013 0:39

both of you are stupid. future welfare recipients.

Narcisse_fml 25

Tuesday 8 October 2013 0:42

So, what you're saying is, you're having a baby with a man who considers you only good enough to be nothing more than his hoe on the side? Since you referred to this married man as your "boyfriend," you obviously agree with him.

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 8 October 2013 0:44

If he cheats on his wife, what will happen if/when *you* are the wife? (And sad to say, that's a big "if") I suggest you get out now before he hurts you and the child the same way he is hurting his actual wife.