By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
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Hypertudism 15

Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".

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ColdplaySucks 18

Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.

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blargblah 12

You two are going to have incredibly stupid babies....

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TeenageAvatar 0

So many things wrong with some of these comments. 1. Did anyone think that OP's boyfriend isn't stupid but really young? 2. If your dumb, it doesn't necessarily make yo ur kid dumb. OP should just explain to him why that's not possible.

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siriusjones 6

1. If he's that young, he doesn't need to be screwing around and risking becoming a dad. 2. Genetics. Look it up.

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KatStyles 10

Sounds like he shouldn't be doin it any time soon...

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appforthat 9

I could see me saying that to my girlfriend just to **** with her. (: if I had one ):

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siriusjones 6

I recommend he take a whole month's supply--just to be sure. Tell him to enjoy his new breasts!

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Solano2580 24

He probably never knew how birth control pills only work with females, not his fault

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Personguy01 11

No comment. Wait

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