By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
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Hypertudism 15

Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".

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ColdplaySucks 18

Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.

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mr_jack_meoff 5

When the hormones are raging, oh the places we will go , (dr Seuss )

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clixed 12

Whoa, I think he needs to be re- educated, if he was ever educated at all on that. :/

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TcheQ 12

I guess you could say he's a "*******" idiot

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AmberAusgeflippt 13

If your boyfriend thinks your BC pills will work for him, you're probably both WAY too young to be sexually active. Next candidate for "16 and Pregnant" ladies and gentlemen!!!

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Bilover96 5

Time for a new boyfriend babes

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dr3amcatchr 2

He's too dumb to have sex. If you do a judge could put you in jail. Don't risk your freedom. Go find somebody else. Hahahahhaha

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dustinla 2

That's the " I hope she believes me it feels better without a condom line"

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