Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the...

By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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Not a Bio major

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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Quickshot

By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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Strong incel vibes

By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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Red flag

By safety first - 08/10/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML

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Hypertudism 15

Saturday 8 June 2013 5:29

Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".

ColdplaySucks 18

Saturday 8 June 2013 5:29

Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.

Comments

sugarbaby9908 20

Sunday 9 June 2013 5:23

Wow...just...wow...

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Sunday 9 June 2013 6:49

Err... either you are far too young to be having sex, or else your boyfriends parents forgot to explain some very important things to him.

nvo 6

Sunday 9 June 2013 8:17

Make sure you guys don't proreate...

LGuard 13

Sunday 9 June 2013 12:51

If you went through with it after that statement then you deserve no better than him. If not then well done on taking your first step towards being a responsible human being.

DirkNJ 2

Sunday 9 June 2013 18:11

Does your boyfriend have a brain ?

MzJnicc 10

Sunday 9 June 2013 18:35

lhfh! sounds like ur with an idiot lol

Jeremy121 5

Sunday 9 June 2013 22:45

Umm, maybe wait until marriage, then you don't need birth control as bad.

gatorgirl2669 6

Monday 10 June 2013 2:03

please never have sex with him. just on the premis that there could be an accident and you could have a baby with an idiot like this... the world is full of enough stupid children and people

AmberAusgeflippt 13

Thursday 13 June 2013 4:27

To call any children stupid is incredible heartless and makes you look like a typical ignorant miserable douche bag. Who calls children stupid?! I pray to God you never have children. I don't pray, I think I literally will tonight.