Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the...

By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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Not a Bio major

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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Quickshot

By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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Strong incel vibes

By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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Red flag

By safety first - 08/10/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML

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Saturday 8 June 2013 5:29

Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".

ColdplaySucks 18

Saturday 8 June 2013 5:29

Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.

Comments

jagdstl 2

Saturday 8 June 2013 6:39

You did have that new version of the pill that doubles as an IUD, an intra-urethral device, right?

VampObsessed 16

Saturday 8 June 2013 6:45

Sounds like he's either a moron or hoping that you are.

rebel501 4

Saturday 8 June 2013 6:51

The next morning he's throwing up and craving an exotic food no one but bill gates can afford.

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 8 June 2013 11:12

Because those are the side effects of birth control...

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 8 June 2013 7:06

A cyanide pill would be more effective.

fishyrael 28

Saturday 8 June 2013 7:14

Don't have sex with him. Don't breed with him. Run.

katt_is_here 24

Saturday 8 June 2013 7:15

Please tell me you didn't do it. Please. Just, don't. I don't care how "cute" he is. We need to sterilize him for the good of mankind.

Thorzix 23

Saturday 8 June 2013 7:29

Was about to say the exact same thing. OP by all means, do mankind some good. DON'T. BREED. WITH. HIM... ...EVER! Girls breeding with twats like that is what's making our words filled with and various other retards.

DDCA 24

Saturday 8 June 2013 7:30

There's no pill for stupid.

WhiteCrimson 23

Saturday 8 June 2013 7:35

Sounds like your boyfriend should actually be your ex-dumbass boyfriend. I bet he got F's all through high school for biology.... Tell him those pills make your nuts shrink.... They do. And they make men gay