By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
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Hypertudism 15

Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".

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ColdplaySucks 18

Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.

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WonkeyDonkey 10

WTF? How's "him" taking "your" birth control pill suppose to stop "you" from getting pregnant? If you must copulate please make him wear a rubber, after hearing his kind of logic, you shouldn't take the risk of him adding to his kinfolk ;)

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yupitssoph 18

Anyone that uneducated shouldn't be having sex.

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rokolodo 10

What a dork, I'm assuming u dropped him on the spot. You could be having kids with this idiot. No whatimean!

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

*Know what I mean Also, there isn't anything particularly wrong with being dorky, and it's not necessarily his fault that he was uneducated, he may have missed sex ed and had parents that were too embarrassed to talk about that kind of stuff.

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fmlfantom 8

Hes a virgin to sex and knowledge about being safe u should dump him hes stupid and prob gonna get u knocked up because of ignorance

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imtooshy 18

Please, show your boyfriend the Internet and google.....you can both learn so much. Scary as **** this fml is!

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