By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
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Savra_fml 17

Are you the same girl that had her thong visciously ripped off by her boyfriend?

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GETxAxLIFE 0

Damn.. Like they say go hard or go home, right?

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infaith 5

hey morons! she issued herself not her pants.. like on the bed

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Savra_fml 17

Yes morons, she issued herself!!! Spastic!

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KMtheDrummer 6

My inner grammar nazi just died a little...

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GAUZE 5

Awww why did my comment get deleted? :( FML you never let me have any fun...

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miZscrZee 0

Kids don't be knowing how to sex right.

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ahawk 2

Adults don't be knowing grammar

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Excuse me but are you on some kind of failure marathon? Like I said last time, I pray for your inabability to breed and/or adopt.

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Savra_fml 17

Actually, I think she wet him, and everything else nearby

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traviemojo 0

Have him pop it back in place with some doggy style

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Snafuusmc 12

What a pissy way to go! Ahh it's ok I shit myself at school once.

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justanotherhuman 21

Agreed- something almost every human will do at one some point(s) in their life, yet never admit to. You sir, have earned respect points.

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yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Because you crapping your pants at school has to do with this?

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justanotherhuman 21

Yeah... it is a good question- but hey, may be worth a painkiller-induced chuckle. Or not. I dunno, it made me snicker; it was a silly attempt at shared-absurdity.

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