Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late at night....

By anonymous - 14/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML

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HonestTruth 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:02

Could almost say, he is a "shirty" boyfriend. Yep, I suck that much at puns.

homeboyangst 17

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:11

A public park is never a good place to let things "get heavy."

Comments

thecritic578 4

Saturday 14 July 2012 23:03

Was the person with a flashlight a cop or your dad

yeongji 31

Sunday 15 July 2012 1:15

Well, that is what you get for doing that in public.

XxmckenziexX177 0

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:41

He sounds like a douche bag >.>

newburton13 26

Sunday 15 July 2012 4:12

I think you spelled ex-boyfriend wrong.

animal50199 10

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:57

OP that's when find the nearest tree and climb it, so nobody can see you and from there you wait until night and make a run for it but run fast because the cops don't like streaking.