By anonymous - 14/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Columbus

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 532
You deserved it 9 904

Same thing different taste

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HonestTruth 5

Could almost say, he is a "shirty" boyfriend. Yep, I suck that much at puns.

A public park is never a good place to let things "get heavy."

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Should've told the cop some dude tried to have his way with you and to go after him

Like most girls would I definitely say he is a keeper

Guess I'll share my embarrassing yet related story :p When I was 18, I once was getting intimate with a girlfriend in my dad's pick up truck during a midnight rain storm in a parking lot. She had stripped me bare and wanted to tease me somewhat by leaving her clothes on. Just as it was getting interesting, the rain suddenly let up and that's when I noticed the cop car right beside me, both officers staring at me intensely, not sure what they were looking at. I put the truck into gear and drove up the street, butt naked, with them right on my ass for about 10 minutes, convinced I was going to arrested nude, with my hands cuffed behind me, my girlfriend laughing at that idea the whole time. Thankfully, they lost interest, and turned off but I still wonder the look my dad would have given me if he had to bail his streaker son out of jail. As it turns out, he wished they did, he said he could have used another good story for the grand kids one day. ;)

that guys sucks. you need a man to stand in front of you in danger or besides you when you both will get in trouble. he obviously does not care about you. leave him and find a man before its too late!

KiddNYC1O 20

Okay, your boyfriend is a wimp. But you can't really complain because you guys were basically putting on a free show.

Jewbenita 0

i understand he panicked, but i figured he would have let go of your clothes before he ran away. and was mr.flashlights's next statement "get a room" by any chance?