By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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lolzRaptor 1

Totally **** your life, out of everything on this website of misfortunes, unpleasant events and encounters, your life is the most ****** up. You must be extremely miserable, I feel deeply sorry that you had sexual intercourse various times, and then ended up having a smell of chicken linger around you. /sarcasm

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onlysoph 0

I am officially over these kinds of FML's. Move on people

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lolzRaptor 1

Totally **** your life, out of everything on this website of misfortunes, unpleasant events and encounters, your life is the most ****** up. You must be extremely miserable, I feel deeply sorry that you had sexual intercourse various times, and then ended up having a smell of chicken linger around you. /sarcasm

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Shyman4ever 0

FYL for having such an awesome boyfriend

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Zeke4448 0

So give him chicken

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Cristian1337 0

They should add an "This isn't a fmylife" button. SEriously...

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untoldfame 3

Heres the obligatory : "at least your getting laid!" But seriously. Stop making out with Colonel Sanders.

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amiamazing 0

Hahaha, not necessarily, it's not good to smell like fish, because that's just dirty pp's. lol. LULZ. but maybe he's joking around or something. This isn't an FML, I would have found it cute :3

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