By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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lolzRaptor 1

Totally **** your life, out of everything on this website of misfortunes, unpleasant events and encounters, your life is the most ****** up. You must be extremely miserable, I feel deeply sorry that you had sexual intercourse various times, and then ended up having a smell of chicken linger around you. /sarcasm

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onlysoph 0

I am officially over these kinds of FML's. Move on people

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zachbredberg 0

ha, ur soo funny #83... How do u come up with this stuff? /sarcasm.

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madZONE_fml 0

ahhahahhahahahahahahhaha!!!! i would have laughed if i was in ur position!! but i dont see what the problem is. i get hungry too, and im a girl. but i somehow get joy outta making my bf a sandwich afterwards. is that weird?

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DinosAndAliens22 18

I really don't see that as weird or anything to complain about. I'm sure he did quite a bit of work, and deserved that damn chicken. :]

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TheOtherNewest1 6

Well, you know what they say: "If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin', if it tastes like trout, get the **** out!"

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lifesucks33_fml 0

ahahahahahaha, i litterally loled at this onee. i imagined him looking deep into your eyes and saying it & for some reason i pictured oliver from hannah montana saying it all seriously hahahahhaha

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Hakie 0

Looks like he prefers the smell of **** over you :D

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jdb2009 0

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA! That's too bad. FYL.

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