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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brecksville

Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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lolzRaptor 1

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:20

Totally **** your life, out of everything on this website of misfortunes, unpleasant events and encounters, your life is the most ****** up. You must be extremely miserable, I feel deeply sorry that you had sexual intercourse various times, and then ended up having a smell of chicken linger around you. /sarcasm

onlysoph 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:11

I am officially over these kinds of FML's. Move on people

Comments

baller789 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:04

Niggers beaners and chinks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Women are the second class citizens eat my shit bitch then clean it up

mo_the_owl 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:07

why does everyone consider these fmls?? get over it. you have a boyfriend and you got laid and probably an overall cushy existence. but OMG my boyfriend said something quirky and out of context so i hate this world!!!! bahahh now i'm gonna post it! my friends sister died last week my its my life that's ******!!

deliapearl 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:13

how romantic!

GreenDaemon21 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:13

us guys get hungry after sex get over it

TheKitsune 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:22

So go make him a sammich and he'll love you more!

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:29

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.. we all know where you been a licking.

timlol_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:48

and then he went down on you and said 'mmm like watermelon'

Raytestrak 3

Tuesday 25 August 2009 13:38

After having sex a couple of times he probably needed the proteine. Stop complaining.

pifpafpoef 1

Tuesday 25 August 2009 14:00

Unless you catch him doin' the nasty with an actual chicken, no reason to complain. what is it nowadays with all those whining chicks nowadays ?

DemonicAngel151 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 15:57

Lol, 'chicks' XD

plexico 3

Tuesday 25 August 2009 14:14

Most times after having sex "a few times," the smell in the room is somewhat rank and pungent. If you end up smelling like chicken, I am so hawt for you! Me and lots of other non-vegan dudes!