By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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lolzRaptor 1

Totally **** your life, out of everything on this website of misfortunes, unpleasant events and encounters, your life is the most ****** up. You must be extremely miserable, I feel deeply sorry that you had sexual intercourse various times, and then ended up having a smell of chicken linger around you. /sarcasm

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onlysoph 0

I am officially over these kinds of FML's. Move on people

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AlexMercer_fml 3

Had he said, "I ****** a chicken," I'd see your problem. As it stands, this is a total non-event. In fact, it's quite frustrating, considering some of the excellent FMLs that don't make the cut, that this pathetic attempt somehow got through.

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marlux 0

he was hungry. wat do u expect from us?

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DameGreyWulf 0

Oh thanks a lot OP. Your pathetic FML made me realize how hungry I am. Your boy obviously was too. OR he was trying to be funny, since you took his actions so damned seriously. I would definitely do that... I ******* HAVE to! It must be done! Hooray, I have a new lease on life.

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jayjay_21 0

it is called PES: post ejaculation syndrom.. it is common btw men, we do/say stupid stuff after sex

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THTB 3

Why are such garbage FMLs approved so often????

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iBleed 0

wow this is pointless. i hope your ****** smells like fish as well

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ChChCharlie 10

LMFAO!! Why do I find this so funny? Lol not an fml though, I'd burst out laughing :)

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good_life35 0

at first i thought it said 'i smell LIKE chicken' and i was all grossed out; but yah i agree with #72, he probably was just thinking about food like all guys do :P

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