By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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lolzRaptor 1

Totally **** your life, out of everything on this website of misfortunes, unpleasant events and encounters, your life is the most ****** up. You must be extremely miserable, I feel deeply sorry that you had sexual intercourse various times, and then ended up having a smell of chicken linger around you. /sarcasm

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onlysoph 0

I am officially over these kinds of FML's. Move on people

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Cheyenne_Is_Me 4

my bf does weird stuff like that too. one time we were so close to having $ex, then he starts singing the Gummy Bear Song and started jumping on my bed. it was pretty entertaining, actually. ;]

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tenkenshi 2

Or straight through his ribcage....

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frogyy 0

sorry, but big freakin woop. not really worthy of an fml.

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sillylung 0

Yeah guys. Let's prevent bad FMLs like these from getting through. Please.

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tiemoon37 0

oh my ... that's like, the most terrible thing that could happen to someone! seriously people, I think there are way too many women moderating the FML's nowadays. all those winy stories!

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djb23 0

What guy hasn't fantasized about doing it with a chicken girl?

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Ryuu66 7

 lol thats actually pretty funny.....wow u guys bitch a lot....who cares if it isnt a FML still made me laugh

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dayrin7 4

LOL this sounds like something my boyfriend would say...not that i smell like chiken lol but he is just a random kinda guy that loves playing around soo don't complain just laugh it off..thats what i do :]

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