Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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jackilewis 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:46

this is adorable!! definitely NOT and fml.

colormefancy 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:48

Stop Whining. I think its cute. Really is it that bad that your boyfriend pays attention to you? Plus its kind of an adorable act of affection. FYL for not appretiating a awesome guys affection for you

drinkupgorgeous 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:49

Eucalyptus is a pretty word.

xpaigelynnx 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:50

That is something i would love for my boyfriend to do... *sighs* that is so cute... If you think this is a FML moment he needs a new girlfriend...

cruncheweezy 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:53

Ah, reminds me of mine own. =3 Seriously, OP, loosen up. This was absolutely adorable, if you don't appreciate it, he deserves better.

fabbitsrabbit 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:53

thats kinda cute but ill admit that the eating hair part is taking it a little far

blue892772 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:54

it would have been an FML if it turns out she was trying to get up because the house was on fire or something. But it seems more like shes bragging about having a bf. get over it, with any luck you wont have one for long

KikuHonda 3

Monday 27 July 2009 0:04

this isn't an FML, this is cute. XD

darling_inwe 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:06

I don't know what you're complaining about.. -.-

darling_inwe 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:08

Actually, I want to know how this got posted.

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