Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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steffikah 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:14

how DID this get posted?? its not an FML. i totally agree with that. but, it is cute, it made me laugh out loud =D

sika_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 11:52

Maybe it got posted because the moderator wanted this stupid chick to see how wrong she was in the court of public opinion.

holagirl2 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:15

thats actually kinda funny. something my boyfriend would do. but he wouldn't know the kind of tree a koala lives in. hah. stop whinning

ICallKyo 3

Monday 27 July 2009 0:19

that's adorable. :]

juicyQ 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:23

You have a great boyfriend :]

slabee123 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:36

wtf? why is this even an fml?

Protegas 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:37

How is this an FML? :P You ruined the moment by trying to walk away when he wanted to cuddle, and he was simply trying to make you laugh. LIGHTEN UP.

hat_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:42

How is this FML?!

mikew85 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:44

Tell your boyfriend to stop doing LSD.

GriefBacon 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:51

That's....not really a bad thing. You should've gone with it.

arbanana 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:52

appreciate what you have. maybe he was just trying to cheer you up, maybe not. either way, you should appreciate that you have him.

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