Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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Uncle_Zal 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:26

how can you say FML to that its cute and sweet shows he cares for you alot o.O and not only that he also need you >.> you should be happy

xTinyLovex 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:35

Okay, yeah, I've dated guys like that. But I think it's cute. It makes life exciting, at least. My ex once waited for me to go to the bathroom and then stood in the hall waiting for me. As I opened the door, I saw a reflection of him in the mirror. He was pretending to be a plant by waving his arms and chanting, "PHOTOSYNTHESIS... PHOTOSYNTHESIS... PHOTOSYNTHESIS..." and then making heavy breathing noises. I personally almost peed myself laughing, but it could be worse for you.

neonokku 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:41

i like this one!!

kearabo 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:50

that's so cute!!!!!!

TheBigDawg 8

Monday 27 July 2009 2:00

Wow OP, you're a bitch. Plain and simple.

kyon65 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:05

i laughed really hard at this.. your boyfriend is awesome :D

zoodlez2531 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:11

HAHAHA! lol i actually find that kinda cute x]! but im just weird like that xD

jewelzgalore 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:14

Lmao! That had me laughing for a full minute. But seriously, that's adorable.

angel41510 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:18

that was stupid!

maddyeatssky 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:27

Hahahahah that's so cute :) In a weird way.. But still freakin' adorable.

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