Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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Ana_Aryani 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:52

LMAO! That was a fantastic story! :D

rocketdog 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:58

That's just ******* hilarious! It's kinda cute though, and you know he likes you!

ieatglue44 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:00

People who think this was "childish and annoying" (like 66) are what is wrong with this world. Seriously, the world is unhappy enough as it is! This guy is just having fun! Any girl would be lucky to have him. If you can't enjoy a little playful stupidity, then you are boring and I feel sorry for you that you are incapable of having a little fun like this. Lighten up world! Anyway, that is amazing. I laughed for about five minutes. Maybe cause it sounds like something I would do. But then again my ex-girlfriend wouldn't have liked it either. Maybe that's why she is no longer my girlfriend.... Not an FML!

dj882111 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:01

that's awesome. totally something I would do!!

perle_noire 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:01

But, that sounds adorable! Except for maybe the hair eating part.

slinkiess 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:03

FML? This was really funny, not to mention spontaneous! But I guess that's not your sort of thing. Your boyfriend is awesome.

randomsloth 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:15

dude that is absolutely priceless hes a for sure keeper haha amazing

atoz_ 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:17

haha thats cutee but weird at the same time.

netbeui435 3

Monday 27 July 2009 1:26

that is really funny

NotSoNice 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:26

I find this highly adorable.

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