Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car....

By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By Lisa - 18/07/2014 20:21 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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Friday 6 August 2010 19:02

not much of a boyfriend.... drop his ass.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 6 August 2010 18:55

He had to walk. Right?

Comments

Stoddards_rock1 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 10:23

I Would So Dump That F*cker And Look For A New Boyfriend.

oh_lol_ownage 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 14:50

break up with the asshole

DMinimo 0

Friday 10 September 2010 2:49

what a douche. (NOT YOU OP, your boyfriend)

shannonjnae2706 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 3:36

Your boifriend is a douchebag for making you walk. Dump his sorry ass.

lamenerdy 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 21:16

dang!!!

Zeusthegoose 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 3:48

your bf

bethanymaeby 0

Friday 4 March 2011 1:31

agreed.

jmac2787 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 12:08

wwjd

ThreeDaysGrace1 0

Monday 14 March 2011 1:56

~I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like, **** you! Oo, oo, oo. I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough. I'm like, **** you and **** her too. I said if I was richer, I'd still be with ya. Ha, now ain't that some shit? (Ain't that some shit?) Although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best with a, **** you! Oo, oo, oo.~