Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car....

By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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bt2breakskn 0

Friday 6 August 2010 19:02

not much of a boyfriend.... drop his ass.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 6 August 2010 18:55

He had to walk. Right?

Comments

intyse331 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 12:25

that's so fake. its so easy to tell when these are made up.

cindybuzz 5

Saturday 7 August 2010 13:11

agreed. i never claim fake on FMLs but i'll make an exception for this one!

kbaker90 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 13:36

Why do you think it's fake? My boyfriend once made me walk to his house because a hot girl was stranded on the side of the road. He kicked me out of the car a half mile away from his place. What makes you think it didn't happen to the OP, too?

looney_bin 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 14:35

# 210 you still stayed with him? Wow, you don't really deserve any respect from anyone if you did stay with him.... Straight up moron!

kbaker90 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 14:50

Actually, I dumped him. I'm just saying that it happened to me, so it's possible that it happened to the OP as well.

fatman1970 25

Saturday 7 August 2010 12:51

Try and find a boyfriend who will treat you with a bit more respect.

littlexlion 4

Saturday 7 August 2010 13:39

Should have put someone in the trunk then.

RickYBobbY1337 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 15:00

**** PEPPER!

the_golden_one 6

Saturday 7 August 2010 18:03

someones going to tease someone and then stop during foreplay after shes been satisfied then he's going to be dumped :D well id do that.

My2864 1

Saturday 7 August 2010 18:32

i hope you wanted to add another sentence to the fml going something like "guess who needs a new girlfriend!" because your a dumbass if your staying with him

Emily9352 13

Saturday 7 August 2010 19:41

Wow. YDI for not dumping him on the spot.

devilishcloud 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 21:54

Eh don't worry about it too much, your now, presumably ex bf will get his. Only the trashiest most disease riddled ***** would even ask for a ride from a guy whose clearly with another girl. She's a **** and he's an asshole. They deserve each other.