Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to... - FML

By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:40

I'm sure he was very flattered.

zoo_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:39

wow. just wow.

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whudafxup 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:35

First one you've seen in real life eh? Oh man how old are you hahahaha this shit is great.

Twins_Rock27 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:05

omg you idot

ugotcocoonmytrix 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:42

haha not as bad as me. i laughed

iDontFail_xD 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:58

At least you didn't say " Oh, it's baby cute. " :O

basketball24_ 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:35

hahaha thats the funniest one i've read ALL day. you shouldnt of said anything.. i bet his facial expression was "wtf?" kinda face.

ithappenz 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:42

it's pretty... really??

hellinahandbag 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:33

pretty penis, pretty penis, pretty penis... ha ha ha.

hellinahandbag 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:33

pretty penis, pretty penis, pretty penis... ha ha ha.

BiggieA 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:33

otfraluipa LOL

ChickenAndRiceUK 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:48

ahahahah! dw, i bet u guys are laughing about it now anyways!

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