By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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ShortyBBangin 0

LMFAO. But for real, how old are you? Hopefully, not 13 or something..

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Freaky_Darlings 0

Aw, that's not so bad. If I were him I'd've been flattered.

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Trollipop_fml 0

Sounds like something I would have done... then I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing at myself.

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SwingSea 0

Oh man, sounds like something I would have accidentally said in an awkward first!! Next time go for the word "perfect"!

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rachellaurenn 0

aw I think this is cute. If your boyfriend is nice, he'll think the same.

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ManganeseDream 0

People are way too high strung. There is nothing wrong with this.

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mozzes123 0

lol well pretty is good. what did he say?

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RefriedJesus 0

That's awesome! I hope he enjoyed that one as much as I would've. My girlfriend's jaw just dropped and I could'nt help but bust out laughing =D

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amery_fml 0

Ha, my girlfriend said the same thing.

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