Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered...

By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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Bad timing

By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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Booming

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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Smooth talker

By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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Forgetful

By Superdumb - 26/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about sex and I asked him if he had ever finished inside a woman. He looked directly into my eyes and said, "Babe... I have a son, remember?" Yeah, I forgot. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML

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Romance ain't dead

By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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Fetishes come in all sizes

By unboned - 11/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Katy

Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:40

I love how that turned him off so hard. What a strange reaction.

Kamon97 23

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:05

You're a douche if you think that...

Comments

angelitared 27

Sunday 13 April 2014 2:02

Wow, epic blow to your heart! Sorry :( he's not worth it! **** that b!

OBTrice 15

Sunday 13 April 2014 2:49

We don't know the whole story so you can't just say break up with him, it could have easily taken him by surprise and freaked him out depending on how long they were dating

graphicstyle7 17

Sunday 13 April 2014 2:03

In my experience, this could happen for two reasons. 1. You said it way too soon in the relationship. or 2. If it's been about six months to a year, and you don't get an "I love you" back or an "I love you" first... sadly, it's time to move on. Every man I have ever known, if they are really in love, will be happy to say it. We'd like to think it's just shyness or "being a man", but it's not.

amisenho 11

Thursday 17 April 2014 18:47

But what about guys who sound like they're saying it, but they aren't? I've had a boyfriend mouth the words, "Elephant juice," when I thought it looked like he was saying, "I love you," and he had a good laugh about it with his friends later that night. I've also had a boyfriend who'd never say it clearly and concisely; instead, he'd say, "I ahh you, too" (kinda like when Lois said it to Meg on an episode of "Family Guy"), or, "I rub you," and proceed to pat my shoulder.

aruden 25

Sunday 13 April 2014 2:05

maybe that triggered his memory and he did need to be somewhere else

ForbiddenDestiny 20

Sunday 13 April 2014 7:48

Like, he loves ice cream so he's ran off the the ice cream parlour? Or he's going to the lady he loves? Or he's meeting his friend Mr. You? :P x

Acacia21 23

Sunday 13 April 2014 2:06

The only thing you can do is ask about it after he seems to have thawed out. Bringing it up again too soon may just freak him out even more. Communication(at the right time!) is key.

DeeDeeJay 15

Sunday 13 April 2014 2:07

It seems like he don't really love you back

breakinlegs 19

Sunday 13 April 2014 2:08

He should have stepped up and talked to you about it, not just ran off. Also we sometimes say things in the heat of the moment that we would not normally say.