Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered...

By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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Booming

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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Smooth talker

By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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Forgetful

By Superdumb - 26/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about sex and I asked him if he had ever finished inside a woman. He looked directly into my eyes and said, "Babe... I have a son, remember?" Yeah, I forgot. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML

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Romance ain't dead

By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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Fetishes come in all sizes

By unboned - 11/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Katy

Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:40

I love how that turned him off so hard. What a strange reaction.

Kamon97 23

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:05

You're a douche if you think that...

Comments

mrbasilio 7

Sunday 13 April 2014 5:49

Im going to say this to all the women. True love isn't achieved through sex.

ForbiddenDestiny 20

Sunday 13 April 2014 7:53

Unfortunately A LOT of women don't know this. I had a friend who would go around sleeping with guys and get upset and ask "why didn't he call me?" Well he thinks it's a one night stand. If you're looking for more date the guy first you silly cow.

Canyoudig_it 19

Sunday 13 April 2014 8:04

I would really like to know how long you've been dating, and have you two ever said I love you before this? Maybe it's just too soon for him?

MrItalia 18

Sunday 13 April 2014 8:11

Hey just had to say you deserve better, he's a bastard of a guy and should treat you as your name says... A princess. Just sayin..

tayytayy731 7

Sunday 13 April 2014 9:02

I've heard of commitment problems.... But wow.... You may HAVE to talk to him about it. Good luck!!!

hewro_failure 11

Sunday 13 April 2014 10:12

How long were you two dating before you said this ... Because if you haven't been together that long then you deserve it but if it has been awhile then I'm sorry and F your life, but also at least you know now not to waste your time any longer if that relationship isn't going anywhere after so long already.

conman531 23

Sunday 13 April 2014 13:34

WHY IS THIS IN THE ANIMAL CATEGORY?

B4rn3yST1NSON 13

Sunday 13 April 2014 14:45

idk about him but that would give me an insta-boner . on top of the one I already supposedly had.

Sigilwen 24

Sunday 13 April 2014 15:07

Evidently you where a booty call to him and was lead in. That sucks and you deserve better.

nitrog100 21

Sunday 13 April 2014 17:09

I'm a relatively sappy romantic, but I can see where the boyfriend was coming from here, provided that this was the first time you've said "I love you". It was the wrong time and the wrong place, OP. You can't just spring that on a guy in a situation like that.

DaisyDanger 7

Sunday 13 April 2014 18:05

His reaction doesn't mean he doesn't love you, you just caught him off guard and he was probably embarrassed that he went soft. The first time I told my boyfriend his reaction was "I see". 20 minutes later he told me he loved me and that he was scared to say it incase it scared me off.