Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered...

By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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Booming

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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Smooth talker

By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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Forgetful

By Superdumb - 26/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about sex and I asked him if he had ever finished inside a woman. He looked directly into my eyes and said, "Babe... I have a son, remember?" Yeah, I forgot. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML

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Romance ain't dead

By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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Fetishes come in all sizes

By unboned - 11/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Katy

Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:40

I love how that turned him off so hard. What a strange reaction.

Kamon97 23

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:05

You're a douche if you think that...

Comments

redwill85 10

Sunday 13 April 2014 2:38

That truly sucks. Have a talk with him. Would be great to have a follow up.

mld4657 28

Sunday 13 April 2014 2:50

First question how old are you guys, and to he really sounds like a winner... I think you should find someone else op

mchmelev1993 10

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:04

He could of finished what u guys started though;/ what a jerkoff

kitkatvan 5

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:16

why the hell is this in animals?

NiceGuysDoWin 21

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:41

That is awesome. I didn't even realize it until you pointed it out.

adamnbb 25

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:50

Maybe she thought of him as an animal for doing such a thing to her?

Setareh23 34

Sunday 13 April 2014 6:08

Or maybe this is a case of ********** ;)

Deadpool47 23

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:34

tactical escape

Dcm210 19

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:57

Douche alert

discord666 3

Sunday 13 April 2014 4:04

that was so beautifull it turned him soft :D

lil_miss_simran 15

Sunday 13 April 2014 4:05

He was turned off by love thats got to hurt

psycheiris13 20

Sunday 13 April 2014 4:26

Well my reaction to this all would be whether or not it was the first time you told him this. Because if it was it wasn't really the best time to tell him and he seems to have mixed feelings about it. Talk to him the next time you see him.