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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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Monday 14 December 2009 0:12

Take him to Hell, Michigan.

Khatog 1

Monday 14 December 2009 0:43

Not enough information. For all we know, you could very well be an emotional train wreck like he said. So I'm gonna say YDI just because I have a feeling that is the case.

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HiddenAce91 6

Monday 14 December 2009 2:29

Tell him the only reason you're a "quick tempered emotional train-wreck" is because of him. I did that to an ex who I also broke up with because she cheated on me on and called me the same thing because I got pissed at her and my friend who she cheated on me with.

OohAah01 0

Monday 14 December 2009 3:00

I said you deserved it because you probably really are an emotional train wreck. :D Time to find a new boyfriend, m'dear!!!

boredom_fml 0

Monday 14 December 2009 3:31

Instead of blaming him and crying about it on fml, maybe you should try not to be such a quick-tempered emotional train wreck?

Jade94_fml 0

Monday 14 December 2009 3:44

It was 20°F in Hell, Michigan the other day. Therefore, Hell has indeed frozen over. ;D

09_13 0

Monday 14 December 2009 4:30

quick tempered emotional train wreck? That sounds like 99 percent of the female population. I bet he was joking, but then again, maybe not.

LEPOfficer 0

Monday 14 December 2009 5:33

Nag nag nag nag nag nag, and now wut? You is surprised? :O

memechose 0

Monday 14 December 2009 6:02

DUMP THAT ASSHOLE! why are jerks on here saying ydi?

Thecommish 0

Monday 14 December 2009 6:05

GEEE - WHO PICKED THIS LOSER? Who decided to live with him? Oh, that's right, that we me.... NOT.

midnight_rain 0

Monday 14 December 2009 6:07

7 degrees farenheit and your complaining? Really? Well its -45 degrees celcius where I live... Thats -49 farenheit. Yeah, you got a hell of a long ways to go before you have a right to complain.