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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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Monday 14 December 2009 0:12

Take him to Hell, Michigan.

Khatog 1

Monday 14 December 2009 0:43

Not enough information. For all we know, you could very well be an emotional train wreck like he said. So I'm gonna say YDI just because I have a feeling that is the case.

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loveyahun 0

Monday 14 December 2009 7:18

ok... What is everyones obsession with sandwiches?! Why can't that lazy slob of a man go make his own damn sandwich. Sorry he said that to you...he was probably just kiddin

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 14 December 2009 8:49

Girls only love assholes. YDI

Rayn4u_fml 0

Monday 14 December 2009 9:31

And guys only love women who act and smell like their mummies. YD-a bitch slap!

citygirlnomore 0

Monday 14 December 2009 9:47

maybe all guys are assholes

scarsnstars45 0

Monday 14 December 2009 11:02

The really sad part for you is that now you know how smart that ****** REALLY is, total YDI…crazy ho! ……a sammichez myght hve foolt hims (first was dead on)

Lisa89 3

Monday 14 December 2009 16:10

Dump him if you don't like it..

sunnystar189 0

Monday 14 December 2009 16:19

What an asshole.

teanque 0

Monday 14 December 2009 18:54

take him to Hell, michigain in the winter time & tell him put up or shut up!

PinkRoseLove 0

Monday 14 December 2009 20:54

i think hell did freeze over this past month or so with CO's below freezing temps so tell him to STFU

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 15 December 2009 1:39

Work on your relationship and your behavior as well, there has to be a valid reason for him to say this and if there wasn't he is crazy, in which case dump him you don't want to marry a crazy person anyway!