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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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Monday 14 December 2009 0:12

Take him to Hell, Michigan.

Khatog 1

Monday 14 December 2009 0:43

Not enough information. For all we know, you could very well be an emotional train wreck like he said. So I'm gonna say YDI just because I have a feeling that is the case.

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AngelofMercy 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 16:14

DUMP HIS ******* ASS!!!!! ....I got a similar talk, but we aren't engaged or anything... I really should take my own advice...:/

miz_kitty89 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 22:20

Dump his ass, honey. Any man who is in your bed and has the balls to say that, should be torn limb from limb by hammerhead sharks. Trust me, I just got out of a relationship where I was the one always paying for stuff and taking care of a grown man. If a man is going to be disrespectful enough to say something like that, then drop him like he's late on the cable bill.

cagale090518 14

Wednesday 16 December 2009 9:07

and what implied that the bed was girl's? maybe she's "unofficial *****" or freeloader, besides quick-tempered emotional train wreck. i wouldn't marry her either. Not until she get that thing fixed. P.S. ydi for your ex boyfriend - from that judgmental comment you gave i can tell - you didn't deserve anything better..

Idkwhattonameme 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 4:18

First off, no one is this much of an ass, especially not one who'd ever get a girlfriend in the first place. second, this could not be any more obviously fake. the person even named themself trainwreck just to post this and get comments. In other news, Make me a sammich.