Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on...

By KayleeXLoVe21 - 03/11/2011 23:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

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Cute but annoying

By Anonymous - 17/12/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

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By teegtwo - 22/07/2014 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 02:00

Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 20:32

Today, when the power went out, my wife said it was too bad we couldn't have sex by candlelight since she had just started her period. The only time she brings up sex is when we can't do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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By geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Go-faster stripes

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We kept the lights on for a change and he asked me, "Babe, what's that on your tummy?" They're my stretch marks. Sex and body confidence ruined. FML

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daysgoby902 6

Friday 4 November 2011 9:15

it would have been awesome if you were on drugs

559NVUS 3

Friday 4 November 2011 9:29

Well then you should've stopped clapping your hands from all the excitement, oh wait...Nice :)

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Leximin54 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 14:14

Sass W A

sparty12 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:45

#118 ha nice just so happens that FoB is playing on my iPod as i read your comment

Donniehw 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 17:50

#125 thx. Yea FoB is the best... I play bass... And can play sugar were goin down, thnks fr th mmrs, and dance dance. They rock!

kenyata_alyssa 4

Saturday 5 November 2011 18:57

that would be ironic if you got the "clap"

CypherNinja 3

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:53

"Like some clap on lights in this bitch I’ma be clapping all night in this bitch Lights off, man it's on" - Lil' Wayne

blowntegdb8 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 22:29

I think you need to get him to slap your ass harder to match your rhythm. You must have a nice ass to slap!

KayleeXLoVe21 0

Monday 7 November 2011 3:53

Lol... I guess:P

dabassxslappa 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:00

It's like having sex in a rave club.

johnny4389 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:43

hmmmm...... I GOTTA TRY THIS!!!!! lol

KentonDaTiger23 4

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:24

Haha you guys should call an electrician for that >:)

Rick_Rolld 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 2:02

that's why you don't clap while having sex..

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