Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on...

By KayleeXLoVe21 - 03/11/2011 23:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

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Cute but annoying

By Anonymous - 17/12/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

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By teegtwo - 22/07/2014 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 02:00

Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 20:32

Today, when the power went out, my wife said it was too bad we couldn't have sex by candlelight since she had just started her period. The only time she brings up sex is when we can't do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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By geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Go-faster stripes

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We kept the lights on for a change and he asked me, "Babe, what's that on your tummy?" They're my stretch marks. Sex and body confidence ruined. FML

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daysgoby902 6

Friday 4 November 2011 9:15

it would have been awesome if you were on drugs

559NVUS 3

Friday 4 November 2011 9:29

Well then you should've stopped clapping your hands from all the excitement, oh wait...Nice :)

Comments

chynaaaa 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 0:30

Today I was finna smash my hubby wen he realized he ain't bring no condom, buht we both wanted it so bad dat he was willin to use a ziploc bag....

didthatreallyhap_fml 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 8:09

lol WTF?!?!?

Chloeee1995 1

Monday 9 January 2012 23:37

I would find a different room to do it in.. Haha(:

Cosmic_Horror 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 11:54

Those things usually have an override switch. Either you have a terrible light system or you and your boyfriend are the laziest people in the world.

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Wednesday 1 February 2012 5:40

Ruined the mood? I'd take it as a challenge to see if we could create a strobe light effect.

BenTaz 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:04

Sorry you got the clap.

totis0615 2

Monday 25 June 2012 9:53

This made me crack up. I really needed a good laugh. Sorry I know it must have sucked for you since u posted it and all :)

hockeykyle10 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 21:16

Is your cooter really that loose?

destybabyy 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 3:29

Hahahahahahahaha Dude I started cracking up

Polkadot_492 6

Monday 19 November 2012 6:23

doesn't matter, had sex

melkymac101 17

Sunday 23 December 2012 4:53

FAP FAP FAP

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