Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on...

By KayleeXLoVe21 - 03/11/2011 23:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

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Same thing different taste

Cute but annoying

By Anonymous - 17/12/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

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By teegtwo - 22/07/2014 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 02:00

Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 20:32

Today, when the power went out, my wife said it was too bad we couldn't have sex by candlelight since she had just started her period. The only time she brings up sex is when we can't do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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By geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Go-faster stripes

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We kept the lights on for a change and he asked me, "Babe, what's that on your tummy?" They're my stretch marks. Sex and body confidence ruined. FML

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Friday 4 November 2011 9:15

it would have been awesome if you were on drugs

559NVUS 3

Friday 4 November 2011 9:29

Well then you should've stopped clapping your hands from all the excitement, oh wait...Nice :)

Comments

ACTUALbanana 2

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:02

Someone needs to make a mock commercial for this...

beast_adh4 6

Sunday 6 November 2011 5:46

so yall had the clap

spuzak 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 5:57

I'm sorry but that's funny!!

Mourningstar 4

Sunday 6 November 2011 17:56

As long as you can laugh because come on......thats funny! Lol!

Lizabeth20 5

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:45

haha woww.. that's so epic! lol.

DELlirous14 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 5:07

Ahahahahaha!! Damn that sucks!!

DAMION69 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 6:03

holy ****... smh (-(-.-)-) fyl.

FMLaddict11 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:15

That would be so much fun! You two need to relax and have some fun with sex. It makes it so much better!

vsissine 0

Friday 11 November 2011 4:36

Today, I was sittimg in biology. It took me 60 minutes, out of the 90 minute class, to realize i was sitting on someones lap. In the wrong class. FML.