By me. - 01/12/2012 14:54 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
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I have some wierd feeling that that would work and no ones ever tried it before. Then again, I never passed the 10th grade so what would I know?

Common sense isn't a requirement for graduating high school.

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Some people should really think before they just randomly put whatever is on their mind on here because your theories are not logical. Thank you. :)

zebrastripez13 0

Hahaha omg that's totally awkward..

No, the real question is, why are you f$%^&*(# something that stupid? You're giving it a possible chance to breed! D:

I don't want to live on this planet any more

The thought process behind this is fairly sound and the boyfriend is not an idiot for suggesting it. Obviously it wouldn't be smart to use such a method as your standard form of birth control but in an emergency situation, it is at least worth a try. For all of you who have been saying that it is stupid to try to soak up the sperm to prevent pregnancy it will come as a shock to you that there is a form of birth control that does that same exact thing and has been proven to be over 90% effective. Granted that it is inserted prior to intercourse and contains spermicide that stops the sperm cells from moving, its along the same thought process of soaking up the sperm cells. While I agree that using a tampon to soak of the sperm won't work, the idea isn't stupid and does not make the boyfriend an idiot and is definitely worth trying to prevent an unwanted pregnancy after the failure of the primary form of birth control.

Sorry, but that's ******' funny. "Soak up the kids"...that's GREAT!

littlexlune 16

What an idiot. Everyone knows all you have to do is jump up and down afterward. ;)

That's ineffective, if the semen reaches the inside wall of the ******, there is a very high chance of pregnancy.