By me. - 01/12/2012 14:54 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
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tsim14 4

I have some wierd feeling that that would work and no ones ever tried it before. Then again, I never passed the 10th grade so what would I know?

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illmatic2 16

Common sense isn't a requirement for graduating high school.

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panda_lou 11

Well if you think about it in theory it would work. Sometimes when it's that time of the month you can get like globs and tampons soak those up pretty well so I don't see how it would at least soak up some "kids." Though you wouldn't be able to leave it in. . . Screw go get some plan b and call it a day. Next time avoid whatever caused the condom to break.

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DjeePee 24

If you don't want to get pregnant, you don't want to soak up some kids, you want to catch them all.

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majorjeneral 0

This has now become a Pokemon discussion.

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ur2nvthis85 3

So avoid sex...? Abstinence: the only guaranteed solution. Not a very "fun" one but consider it with this guy and the others questioning the effectiveness of tampons.

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Xxlaurahatakexx 9

Time for a new boyfriend. His right to reproduce needs confiscated. You can't fix stupid... Sorry. That wasn't mean to sounds as harsh as it was. Just educate him, or he'll get annoying pretty fast. You don't want to waste time when it comes to relationships. You need mental capability comparability.

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honestjane 22

Nope, you can't fix stupid. But it is possible to numb it with a 2x4. Or a hammer. Which ever happens to be at hand.

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spazz666 18

The ironic part of you calling someone stupid is that your comment is riddled with grammatical errors. If everyone dumped their boyfriend or girlfriend just for saying one ignorant thing, the world would never have successful relationships. Maybe she should just teach him how fertilization works. That might do something to "fix" his stupid.

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Dsant24 0

That's a clear indication that he got his "GED" Good Enough Diploma!

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AJE98 5

Well last time I checked they didn't teach this at school.

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tressie_fml 6

It could work, but no one has ever tried it?

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OfficeNinja 5

Your the one having sex with him. You did not notice he is an idiot before taking off your pants?

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drkrissy1331 12

Wow_ not so sure you want to spread those genetics.

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love_me_electric 20

Everyone who's saying this could work is just as stupid as OP's bf. It can take less than a minute for the sperm to travel from the ****** into the uterus. If the condom breaks you need something that will either kill ALL the sperm in the woman's body or prevent the zygote from attaching to the wall of the uterus. The only things I can think of that will do this is Plan B or an IUD (and most doctors won't give you an IUD on short notice)

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PyroAngel1821 13

And both could just not work. It's not 100%

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happle 21

Plan B makes you shed you uterine lining, so you wouldn't have the zygote anymore.

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