By me. - 01/12/2012 14:54 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
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tsim14 4

I have some wierd feeling that that would work and no ones ever tried it before. Then again, I never passed the 10th grade so what would I know?

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illmatic2 16

Common sense isn't a requirement for graduating high school.

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jasperito_reyes 6

Hey, I used to put tampons in after every time a mistake happened and I NEVER got pregnant. And as soon as I started trying to get pregnant it happened the first month so it seemed to work for me.

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souljacker 11

That comment is a roller coaster of emotion!

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asherm 15

Plan B ASAP, well unless you want a baby

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jayisabeast 1

My bf once suggested just to squeeze it all out....lolllll guys

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EmoSquirrel 7

I feel like he's either a moron, or a super-genius.. Most likely just a moron.. Seems like something that COULD work, but probably won't.

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42billybob 5

He's spitballing ideas and trying to think of something instead of taking on a defeatist attitude and saying "well I'm ******". THAT is how he graduated.

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derskittles 5

Could've been worse... He could've told you to go try to "pee them out" like my ex

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schalk 12

I worked in a pharmacy for a few months inbetween jobs and frequently heard that the condom broke. Those things are durable enough to stretch over your head so you're doing something wrong. Consult your doctor and get him some manuals on proper use and perhaps getting the right size (trust me - i once had to direct someone to a clinic because it was stuck inside her) PS the morning after pill can have side effects you'll want to know of

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