Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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imhott01 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:30

lol thats is soooo what my boyfriend would do, then we would come back and he would make me watch him eat it naked...lol

CBeans37 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:46

i would have did the same thing hahaha

l33tm0nk3y 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 20:10

FYL...because you didn't run out after him and get ice cream too. Ice cream is totally more important than sex. What were you thinking?!

bunnybunny12 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 20:38

Haha. That's sweet. He seems adorable.

lovemusic1694 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:56

i dont really understand what the big deal is... i mean if you were lying in bed naked you had probably been there for a while... and its ice cream... laugh it off he just likes ice cream. you can make out more once he finishes his ice cream. hes just being a guy ;)

nicole324 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 23:15

ppaahhhaaa, why is this a FML?

cows4 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 23:44

Women should know men love ice cream more then sex.

noodlezxattack 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 1:01

DUDE! He sounds really awesome! I'd love to have a boyfriend like that! It's soooo cute. :]

MetallicPunk 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 1:22

Oh my god! Are you Michael Jackson?

elloelle 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:00

awwww. haha. i mean that sucks, but i love it when guys show that innocent, younger, playful side. ok yeah that sounded pedo. i cant find the right words to describe it.

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