Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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xolotl 0

Friday 1 May 2009 22:18

that's kind of adorable

ericabella18 0

Friday 1 May 2009 22:46

LMFAO, that's so cute! (:

mrbuddy 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:31

You should keep a man who loves ice cream more than naked making out. He won't cheat ever if there is ice cream around :) Besides, making out naked sounds like an after sex activity. If it was after sex, definately could use some ice cream. Get over yourself, Ice Cream is greater than you, or me, or any other joe in the world.

breathemein 10

Friday 1 May 2009 23:35

I guess you werent good enough

mrtatulas 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:54

Oh my God! I love ice cream trucks!

Epiphany1882 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:57

hmmm.... dont be mad cuz u didnt get his push-pop. (;

Scorponok 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 1:08

Is your boyfriend in elementary school?

Anne_Onimus 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 1:21

I don't blame him at all! You can make out 24/7 but the ice cream man isn't there all day!

mustlovemarvin 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 4:35

You shouldn't be dating a 6 year old.

crazibabii 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 4:43

haha thats something my boyfriend would do bf running to the icecream truck FTW!

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