By picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML
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genius_man16 0

Your boyfriend is kind of a dick. Kidding or not.

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DirtyParkBench 0

Ahh, wow. FML. Who was he picturing before, then?

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groundedgirl 0

no one here can say you deserve it because first of all you dont even know what she looks like! cause if shes that ugly or that fat or whatever she wouldnt even have a bf and if that boyfriend thought she was so ugly then how was he getting horney by talking to her.he was probly just jokeing.

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sdroze1389 31

wow please learn to spell. at least he is honest with her so that merits some positive points right?

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CFR 0

As if...starts telling you he's horny and he doesn't even want you. Stupid shit. Dump the man *****.

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Stupidstupidrat 0

Maybe your reading too much into it. It could be that you finished the sentence with the word 'baby'. I mean seriously, baby? Also, maybe the OP has a smoking body but a really unfortunate voice...

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countryb_cth 38

I don't see how she was reading into it too much. He sighed and then said "ew you just killed it." I'm pretty sure to anyone that sounds like he doesn't think she is attractive naked. If it was because of her saying baby he would have just told her, and then it wouldn't be an FML

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fyourlife33 0

what the **** do you think he was picturing before that, he was obviously joking. cause if you were fat and ugly he should have left your ass a long time ago

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UncleverName_FYL 0

umwat just face it man you're never going to out troll jandersonii

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fyourlife33 0

whoa #35 are you gonna beat his ass.. get over yourself and off the roids its ******* jokes on the internet who cares

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fyourlife33 0

oh wait i just checked and you're a 15 year old girl, either way who cares he's just joking about all his stuff to get replies and most of it is funny if you understand that it is a JOKE

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