By picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States
Same thing different taste
Kinky
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Dirty talk
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Hot and heavy
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Excuuuuuuse me?
By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto
So sensual...
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Ahem
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hahaha love this
Has anybody ever seen the OP post in the comments on this website? Has anybody ever submitted an FML which actually got posted? I suspect that this website doesn't really work the way they tell us it works.
wow! that's pretty jacked up..maybe he was just joking
It depends on how you made that line " I want you to picture me naked, baby" sound. Maybe you just couldn't do it good. LOL but that was still harsh for your boyfriend to say.
I'm just wondering why the "sex" tag has been changed to "intimacy"??
They also changed the I agree, you life's f***ed to I agree your life sucks. Idrk
Same reason "your life is ******" is now "your life sucks" .... whatever that reason may be. Maybe they're trying to appeal to a wider audience now.
because the site has been invaded by 12 year olds with lawsuit happy parents possibly?
Your bf is such an ass! Thank God you're his gf, cause if not, what would he say!? Get back at him. BIG TIME
If she's not, and she says that kind of line to him, then she'd deserve whatever she gets back from him.
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Your boyfriend is kind of a dick. Kidding or not.
Ahh, wow. FML. Who was he picturing before, then?